PURPLE DRANK RECIPES FOR THE REAL KICKIN'

Wanna whip up some bomb purple drank that'll send you to sleep? Listen up, cuz this ain't no recipe book. This here's the straight dope on how to make the best drink. You gonna need some syrup, that sweet liquid gold. Mix it up with some soda, and don't forget the promethazine to chill you out. Now, listen carefully: this stuff ain't for the faint